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I was reading in the stag do thread earlier and there was a mention of a massage parlour (Startford, or something like that).

Interested about these (for research, not for pleasure I must add!!) I did a search and the first one that came up was one in Manchester called Sandy's Superstars.

Anyhow, it seems quite obvious that it's where blokes go for full on sex, however being illigal, how do they get away with it?

Why have they not been shut down? Do the police just turn a blind eye?

Surely the men that go there could also be arrested?

I just don't get how they can stay open - if someone opened a smoking cafe for drugs i'm sure these would get shut down pretty fast - what is the difference?

Originally posted by Lion
I was reading in the stag do thread earlier and there was a mention of a massage parlour (Startford, or something like that).

Interested about these (for research, not for pleasure I must add!!) I did a search and the first one that came up was one in Manchester called Sandy's Superstars.

Anyhow, it seems quite obvious that it's where blokes go for full on sex, however being illigal, how do they get away with it?

Why have they not been shut down? Do the police just turn a blind eye?

Surely the men that go there could also be arrested?

I just don't get how they can stay open - if someone opened a smoking cafe for drugs i'm sure these would get shut down pretty fast - what is the difference?

i guess better for the women to be in there than on the street?

Actually, not sure about the massage parlour, but in worthing shortly after i moved away, a cafe opened. It was the first dam style cafe selling canabis in the country. Apparently is stayed open for months with the occaisional raid by the police, but was largely left alone for most of time. It didnt hide what it was and was only apparently closed down when some local people protested about it remaining open (forcing action) so i'm told!

Didn't Rooney go for a "massage" ? I have a bad back and I go for a rigorous massage myself........to an oesteopath.

Originally posted by limited_edition
Didn't Rooney go for a "massage" ? I have a bad back and I go for a rigorous massage myself........to an oesteopath.

I just ask the other half nicely....

Originally posted by kolinkins
I just ask the other half nicely.... Rooney's forgives him.

There is a "Massage Parlour" not far from Selhurst Park.

You been there rich? :D

Beats queuing for a stone cold burger at half time.

Shame of it is though that having a real massage is a really nice experience and something that more people should be able to enjoy without being put off by what we see advertised a 'massage parlours'.

My wife suffers from back problems and as part of the therapy needs it massaged. I went along on a course, reluctantly as I thought it all a load of new age nonsense, and found myself really impressed by it. During one of my rare periods of using a gym the instructor said that he benefited immensely from getting a massage and it helped him recover from injury and i reckon massage could help a lot more people but we are all so prejediced against it due to the various knocking shops advertising themselves as such.

Originally posted by Lion
You been there rich? :D

:D

some of the girls going in there are horrendus so I'll stick well clear.

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
I went along on a course, reluctantly as I thought it all a load of new age nonsense, and found myself really impressed by it.

Always knew you were a closet hippy ;) What next, carrot crunching and tree hugging? You know you want to! :)

Best to wait for 'Grey Ghost' to log in...I believe he may have some experience in this field.

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
Shame of it is though that having a real massage is a really nice experience and something that more people should be able to enjoy without being put off by what we see advertised a 'massage parlours'.



Agreed, I have only ever had a "proper" massage, and I felt very good afterwards.

Mat, maybe you should consider a "rub'n'tug", it might help you relax and deal with some of your anger issues.

An ex-colleague of mine was a habitual user of such establishments, so I could name you a good few in the South Croydon / Purley area.

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
I went along on a course, reluctantly as I thought it all a load of new age nonsense, and found myself really impressed by it. During one of my rare periods of using a gym the instructor said that he benefited immensely from getting a massage and it helped him recover from injury and i reckon massage could help a lot more people but we are all so prejediced against it due to the various knocking shops advertising themselves as such.

... and then he asked "can I take of that for you Sir" ;) :p

It's always an "ex colleague" or a "friend" isn't it? ;)

Originally posted by La Bombonera
... and then he asked "can I take of that for you Sir" ;) :p


LOL.

The massage technique was something called 'Shiatsu' and it was a really nice experience.

Shiatsu? Was the masseuse a right old dog then Mat? :)

Originally posted by richdeniro
There is a "Massage Parlour" not far from Selhurst Park.

You mean the one round the corner from the Portmanor?

I agree with Mat on this. A few years ago I started going for massages at the gym as my back muscles were tightening up. I have never felt so relaxed as during that time. I ended up with far fewer muscle pains as well when exercising.

As for the 'other' type there's one near the bus stop at work. It's interesting to watch how different people approach it. A few walk straight in, others almost run in and some will amble slowly past, check to see that no-one is watching and then suddenly jump into the doorway. Local gossip has it that when a large truck was once parked out the front and hiding the entrance all day their trade doubled.

despite earlier insuinuations i have never borrowed another oxted eagles membership card to the stratford sauna . all a bit tacky but he wont listen.
my wife runs a beauty and sports massage parlour at a golf n country club, proper massage is very beneficial to mind and body , though she dont like to bring her work home too much , the bitch

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
Shame of it is though that having a real massage is a really nice experience and something that more people should be able to enjoy without being put off by what we see advertised a 'massage parlours'.


I agree.

But I think the problem lies as much with the Sniggering NOTW generation as with massage parlours.

In singapore there are massage parlours along most high streets, to me they like very much like hairdressers shops in apperance. Many of them do face/neck massage and foot massage which people i work with go to during there lunch break.

There's a place on The Kings Road in Worlds End, Chelsea by some traffic lights that I'm convinced is a knocking shop from the number of blokes I've seen going in. I guess the police follow a tolerance policy and, as others have suggested, in many ways it's much better for this sort of thing to be off the street where the law enforcement guys can keep an eye on it. However, I've often sat waiting at the traffic lights wondering what would happen if someone with real muscular ailments wandered in to try and have a genuine massage.

Originally posted by grey ghost
despite earlier insuinuations i have never borrowed another oxted eagles membership card to the stratford sauna . all a bit tacky but he wont listen.
my wife runs a beauty and sports massage parlour at a golf n country club, proper massage is very beneficial to mind and body , though she dont like to bring her work home too much , the bitch


What you ommitted to mention old chap, is the fact you met your wife at the Stratford Sauna, where after being mightily impressed by her speciality..' the one handed korean massage' you offered to set her up in business in a more respectable envoironment...unfortunately, you chose Essex.

I'm not sure if its still open but there used to be a "Roman Spa" near Safeways in Streatham

it was hertfordshire u chav wannabe

Originally posted by Richard
However, I've often sat waiting at the traffic lights wondering what would happen if someone with real muscular ailments wandered in to try and have a genuine massage.

Go on, give into your curiosity, and don't forget to post your findings on here.

To save you further research "The Westminster Sauna" ( in Westminster Bridge Road ) is now closed. I have been told from a relative of one of the owners, that it definitely did "special services" and have often wondered how many MPs popped in there for some relief after a hard day's debating.

I agree with Mat.

Thai Yoga massage is particularly excellent

Originally posted by Another Oxted Eagle
What you ommitted to mention old chap, is the fact you met your wife at the Stratford Sauna, where after being mightily impressed by her speciality..' the one handed korean massage' you offered to set her up in business in a more respectable envoironment...unfortunately, you chose Essex.

Ouch ! I hope you two are good friends ...

A good massage is very relaxing and hard to beat. At the risk of ridicule I would also suggest a facial (with head massage) to anyone who hasnt had one before.

Originally posted by Mat ov CPFC
Shame of it is though that having a real massage is a really nice experience and something that more people should be able to enjoy without being put off by what we see advertised a 'massage parlours'.

My wife suffers from back problems and as part of the therapy needs it massaged. I went along on a course, reluctantly as I thought it all a load of new age nonsense, and found myself really impressed by it. During one of my rare periods of using a gym the instructor said that he benefited immensely from getting a massage and it helped him recover from injury and i reckon massage could help a lot more people but we are all so prejediced against it due to the various knocking shops advertising themselves as such.

When in Portugal I booked a sports massage to follow a golf lesson. The guy giving the golf lesson kept telling me that I wasn't following through properly. went for the massage and after a little probing she found a very tender spot under my shoulder blade and promptly told me I wasn't following through properly! They know thier stuff these proper massage people.

When I saw this thread I thought It might be about Ray Parlour,clearly not and I am now so upset about the dreadful and tacky lives some of you rascals live.!!!!!!

Originally posted by Lords Eagle
When in Portugal I booked a sports massage to follow a golf lesson. The guy giving the golf lesson kept telling me that I wasn't following through properly. went for the massage and after a little probing she found a very tender spot under the towel and promptly told me I will get you to follow through properly! She did her stuff, great these proper massage people.

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